15 Questions To My 30 Year Old Self

1. Do you like your job?
2. How do you like living in the city by yourself?
3. Wait, can you even afford it?
4. Don’t tell me you’re married???
5. You’re still in New York, right? Right?
6. Have you gotten fat and given up Whole Foods?
7. Do you still talk to any of your exes?
8. You actually have a really nice walk-in closet? (Wait, that’s impossible if you live in NY)
9. How many countries have you visited so far? Tell me you’ve been to Europe!
10. Did you ever get a dog?
11. What’s your new hobby?
12. Are you still single?!
13. Hopefully you’re not underpaid anymore?
14. Are you satisfied with your life?
15. Please say yes?